Or lack thereof, rather. I disappear off this blog for a month and not even one comment asking if I'm alive and well. For all you know, I could have been abducted and made to work in a Chinese sweat shop, producing the very latest Gucgi, Prado and Fouis Fuitton handbags. Shame on you.
Truth is I haven't really gotten up to anything exciting in the last month. I suppose I've just been busy and lazy and uninspired and busy and just really busy. People who update their blogs regularly ought to be applauded!
I've spent alot of time reading

I've spent some time shopping

Union Jack Sequin Clutch. I love the British.

I went to a Peter Lang sale and picked up all this jewellery. Pretty to look at, but the quality is horrible. Both bangles broke when I got home, they need to be welded again. I hadn't even worn the goddamn things. I suppose I can't complain, considering I only paid about $150 for the lot.
And finally, I present to you my custom made 'Girl Holding Balloons' necklace. So precious.

What else have I been up to? I've been working, a lot. So expect to see a lot more purchases. I think a pair of shoes is in order. I can't remember the last pair I bought, I think I was in New York. I miss New York. Sydney's getting sunny now, reminding us that summer is just around the corner. Quite exciting really.
I've been doing a lot of interviews and writing a lot of articles as well. Here's my Valentino: The Last Emperor Review.
Valentino - short, perfectly coiffed, and bullish - is almost as famous for his mahogany tan as he is for his 45 years of haute couture. Matt Tynauer's documentary gives viewers an engaging fly-on-the-wall glimpse into the life of a designer so celebrated only his first name is necessary.
The film documents the glamorous and dramatic closing act of Valentino's career, tells his amazing life story, and explores the problems affecting the fashion business today. The heart of the film, however, is the relationship between Valentino and his business partner and companion of 50 years, Giancarlo Giammetti.
It's a dazzling and unexpectedly funny behind-the-scenes look at the art of fashion design and the life of an egotist. Gwyneth Paltrow, Michael Caine, Tom Ford, Anne Hathaway, Giorgio Armani and Anna Wintour make cameo appearances, but they all (quite literally) pale in comparison to the Italian couture king and his diamond-wearing pugs.
Has everyone seen the new Tom Ford ad campaign. I love it. I was reading that he's received some criticism for using himself as a model. But who better to represent Tom Ford than Tom Ford? It doesn't hurt that he's breathtakingly beautiful. I've thought about it and I don't think that his homosexuality should stand in the way of our future happiness as a married couple. Will keep you posted with wedding details.

To more pressing matters, I've changed my mind about my red laptop and have decided I want a Macbook instead. I know I said that Macbook users can suck it, I'm a hypocrite. And fickle.
So, it is with deep regret that I announce that I am selling my HP Vivienne Tam laptop and that you can bid on it
HERE.

I am madly in love with this ring. I'm holding off because the Macbook is taking priority at the moment but look at it. It's divine and it's a real butterfly. The designer kills them (that sounds horrible, I'm sure she does it in a perfectly lovely manner or maybe she just buys dead butterflies. I've no idea, I'm making assumptions), then she casts them in silver and covers it with glass. Stunning.

Yesterday, the first movie poster for
Dorian Gray was released. I'm so excited for this movie. It's going to be wilde. (I know I used that joke on my Twitter but perhaps if you weren't following me on so many social networking sites, it may have appeared fresh and funny to you)
The Picture Of Dorian Gray is without a doubt one of my favourite books. (I don't know if I've mentioned it before, but Australians spell favorite with a u. It's not a spelling mistake, at least not in my country) So Colin Firth is in the movie adaptation and everyone knows how much I love Colin or Mr Darcy as I so affectionately call him. Don't know about this Narnia boy they've got in the lead. Dorian's blonde in the book, I think Ryan Gosling would have been more appropriate but I'll quit it with my casting decisions and let you just enjoy the poster.

I've been doing some browsing on the Topshop website and I just need to say how impressed I am. The quality of design for a high street store is fantastic. I challenge you to go on the site and not find at least 20 things you would kill your first born for. That's a little extreme but a little hyperbole never hurt anybody. Well actually, it's probably hurt a lot of people but I think we'll just end this discussion here.

And finally, Ben Folds at the Opera House in exactly 15 days. Hell yeah.